Sperm please!

Yes, you read that right. According to this lovely article, now that I am over thirty I have less than 12% of my eggs left. If I don't have a baby by 35, almost all my little ovums will be gone. Frack! Not my fault the stupid dad for my little one hasn't shown his face yet. Like I need something else to make me feel like an old spinster. Thank you Mother Nature!