- My water heater started leaking this weekend.
- Sliced open my finger cutting a lemon for my beer. Bled like mad and then couldn't drink my beer for fear that my blood wouldn't clot.
- The engine light came on in my car this morning.
- I'm PMSy.
Yep, don't come near me!
1 comment:
At least you are not homeless and with HIVES such as myself. Your life is good...I'll drink your beer!
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